Poker Playing Monkeys

[kingkong]

If there's one kind of player I can never seem to get a handle on, it's the trained monkey. I'm sure everyone's run into this guy playing limit (always limit) hold'em, typically low limits. Plays anywhere from 50 to 90% of flops, fears no raise preflop, hates to see a round go by without a bet and will call down with anything resembeling a hand. The frustrating thing is seeing his K5o catch a straight against your AQ after flopping two pair.
I think I'm starting to get an idea of how to play these guys, but I'm wondering if anyone else has any suggestions.

My thoughts:

Tightening up to avoid getting burned seems like the exact wrong strategy, since he's going in with so many bad hands. Now that I should go in with crap, but that I'm more likely to be beating him if I have anything good. But stuff like AQo, KTs, etc becomes less valuable than it would normally, and lower suited connectors and pairs start to become more attractive. Position here is paramount, as you really don't want to be behind the guy betting randomly. Bluffing also seems like the wrong move in most occassions, since he's probably going to call down with his one pair against your busted flush and straight draw.
Am I on the right track with this thinking at all?

[kutty123]

Last night, after golfing was done and the rest of them were done 'beaching it' we went out to dinner at a place called 'The Hangout.' Whoa. Not a place I think I will ever 'hangout at' again. The place itself is pretty cool. But it is very, very badly managed. You walk in and there is a big courtyard area...with shops, bars and a stage with a band playing. It just so happened that the band was from Pensacola, and the lead guitarist was a guy I know from coaching his kid, Cody Fortag, in Little League about 5 years ago. Ricky Fortag. He's a really cool dude. The guy who was doing the singing though...whoa...he was pretty bad. Oh well. Did get me thinking about how much I miss coaching Little League. I think this coming year, no matter what...I am going to find me a team to coach. It usually runs from like February through April. I just won't be able to do much traveling...so I better win a bunch between now and then!!
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